Every realm runs on the same three aging servers in a strip mall basement. Ping times may vary with the weather.
Select your destination, adventurer. Population counts are approximate and possibly fictional.
A fortress-shaped convenience store. Squishee fountains double as healing potions. Queues form regardless of population.
Glowing green fog grants +2 to all stats and -15 years to your lifespan. Popular with power-gamers and three-eyed fish.
A realm-wide tavern. Quest-givers frequently forget what quest they gave you. Bar fights count as PvP.
Coastal realm plagued by an unusually large number of unrelated citizens who share the same three voices.
Home realm of the Piscine Mages. Permanently damp. Bring a towel and low expectations for property value.
A realm for players who paid for the founder's pack. Comes with a butler NPC who judges your inventory silently.